I've never used one of these before. It shouldn't be that hard..

[sound of beeps possibly tinkering with the contraption - then follows a really loud--]

BEEP!

...

Woah! Um, how did that happen? Ahh..I that was weird.

Has anyone seen a nun here? Blond hair and a bit loud. ...Now that I think about it, this place isn't near San Fransisco.